Yoga's Master name is Asokan...now, can anyone tell me what kinda name is this? It doesn't sound Indian to me, defintely not chinese nor malay....(it somehow reminds me of SOKA association though..)
and he's a GUY...yesh..it's a HE!! i know why some guys wana learn yoga, they probably wanted to be more flexible..so they can give themselves a blowjob..*giggles..*
So Why does Drea wana take Yoga?
Drea also wana be more flexible so she can do de Kamasutra....muahah...
Nah...just joking....
As I was saying, i feel kinda clumsy during lesson, perhaps i was so clumsy tts y Asokan asked if it's my first time...
Yoga involves lots of muscle stretching..and i think it needs lots of perseverance..damn.. it seems so easy..only did i realise it ain't easy today..
My muscles..OUCH!!! stretched..strained...gotta stay in a position n stretch for like 5minutes? arg..imagine doing a sit n reach n holding there for 5minutes.
How is Drea Clumsy??
Show u an illustration ok?
There's a posture like this...
Ok i didn't have much difficulty doing that other then doing it not-so-gracefully. in fact it took some effort to get my feet to touch the floor above my head..then..stay there for 5mins.
This is still ok..let's look at wat's next. The following is what the others did
AND...this is what DRea did...
See the difference? Other's legs posture..so straight so nice..mine's like at 45 degree? hahah worse still, my legs sway from side to side from time to time...not a very nice scene ya?
argh..i've problem keeping my balance..
Ok..then...while we're lying down..we had to turn to the right side....look at de map layout...take note of where de CLUMSY ASS (me) and ANG MOH GUY is at....
I turned right..looked up and guess wat i saw??
I saw his BALLS~!!!!! and no..it doesn't turn me on OK??!!!?? I'm trying to concentrate here..and there he is showing me his balls.
Ang mohs dun turn me on...in fact i don't get turned on by ppl's balls....DUHZZ...maybe i shld suggest to him to wear a long workout pants next time ya??
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