KK always so stylo milo..40 liaoz..but still behave like 20 plus..great sense of humour too...and his band!! MAde up of all the COOL ppl..like Sammy!!!!
back to topic..
decided to make a trip to the doctor yesterday.after always feeling faint for about 2 weeks...keep feeling faint on and off through out the day..sometimes nauseous too...alrite i shall not grumble abt the LONG Q at the doctors..i shall narrate the convo the doctor had with me after he took my blood pressure
Doc: "Your blood pressure is not that high, it's not hypertension yet but for your age, it's High!"
Me: "................!!!!!...."
Doc: "There could be alot of factors that's causing this abnormal blood pressure u have other then genetic problem. Your blood pressure shld b low for your age."
Me: "then how?"
Doc:" I'll write you a letter to refer you to a hospital to do a proper checkup. better play safe, could be other factors. I'll write a letter to refer you to a polyclinic, from there, they can refer you to the hospital for a check up, it's cheaper that way"
Me: "oh ok.." to myself " fuck! i just wasted my time waiting n my 20bucks seeing you!!!!!!"
Doc: "I'll prescribe some medicine for you also..."
and you know wat he presribed??? other then the medi for giddiness he gave me APPETITE STIMULANT!!!!!! I die also won't eat loh..he have no idea how many women try to suppress their apetite..and here he is..giving me appetite stimulant..!!!!
NOW you guyz noe why DRea always don't see doctor already? most of the times, they tell me what i already know..the only reason i'll see a doctor is when i need an MC from them.,*giggles*
ok..so Drea very Guai..drea goes to TPY Polyclinic to c the Doc..
Doc: "hmm..so other then ur blood pressure, any thing else wrong?"
Me: "i always feel faint..giddy..loss of apetite & nauseuous"
Doc: "When's your last menses?"
Me: *thinks really hard* "2 weeks ago..."
Doc: "oh..in that case then it's not already..You know that the above symptoms could also be signs of pregnancy??"
Me: "oh..that one i know confirm it's not..cos NO SEX MAh...how to be Pregnant???"
Both Doc & Drea Laughed out loud.....ok..the doc is a female..so can joke w her..hee..
oh.did i also mention i bumped into my godma at the clinic? she always come to my doctor here for her medication..hmm..so "qiao" she stays pasri ris somemore..come all the way to collect medicine..
Godma: "wah..now you so slim liaoz..very pretty leh..!!! But no more "han bao bao" (hamburger) face le..cannot pinch...."
Me: *grinz widely till cannot see my eye* "Thank you" *blushes*
(i was in my most lok attire..pink baggy tshirt..hair pulled behind..old shorts n slippers, w specs on)
ok..before u guyz start puking, if u guyz have seen how i used to look you wld have agreed w my godma ok? juz like marge she almost died laughing her ass off...
now comes the tpyical question...
Godma: "now got bf????"
Me: " erm.....uhm........ya.."
Godma: "so when u getting married? beta get married in 2 yrs time and dun forget to invite me leh..your Godma wor"
Me: "ya..i thought in 10 yrs time will be perfect~~!!!!!"
Godma: *Opens eyes wide wide* "SO LONG???"
Me: "no ah..i thought 10 yrs was perfect...wahaha..NAh..just joking...!!!!!" *phewzz..b4 the nagging begins...
i hate it when ppl start to ask me at wedding dinner "so when's ur turn ah?"
my reply standard..."10 years time will b perfect!"
idea hor?? keke...shut em up.....else if i'm rude enuff i'd answer :" u wana noe for what? u wun b invited niwae...wahahaha!!!!!"
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