Hints Your Body Started to tell You....

Look wat's happening...

Friend: What u doing now?
Drea : Surfing forums lorh..
Friend: What forum? so many forums surf mehz..
Drea: New one....Singapore Motherhood forum
Friend: WHAT!!??? OMG u damn BO LIAOZ
Drea: No mah..do research first.

BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt......

at first Drea wana be a Young, Hot MAMA..........after reading and reading...and then Drea Freaked out liaozzzzzzz
Let the wonderful imagination of having a BB remain as a fantasy in Drea's mind.......

Then a convo with anor Seconday ex classmate of mine who've given birth to a baby ger 7mths ago..

Drea: u natural birth?
Classmate: ya lor
Drea: eh u got use epidural anot?
Classmate: got..after 8hours
Drea: Har..8hrs still cannot come out then use ar.
Classmate: ya lor
Drea: like tt then u got breastfeed?

LAGI FREAKED OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTtt 8 Hours..OMFG!


Anyway..can u picture next time u date Drea out in future, she's gona come like this..??

Now Drea gotta think twice............see anor convo with Jy...

Drea: I think i'll still have a Zhubaobao anyway..
JY: REally ar?? GOOD GOOD!! i want to attend ur wedding!!
Drea: I haven say finish lehz..
JY: ...........????....
Drea: I still can have Zhu baobao...but not next yr Pig's Year..wait 13more Years..i 36..just nice..have my 1st Zhu bao bao..WAHAHHAHAHA
JY: ya..maybe ur zhubaobao is your 4th kid or sth..
Drea: nonono..it's my First..i think i'm really born to be in Marketing leh..everything must REsearch thoroughly first..i read thru motherhood forums liaoz...


HOW TO TELL IF YOUR BODY IS TRYING TO HINT YOU?

1) You started surfing MOTHERHOOD forums
2) You became very interested when frenz start to talk abt Babies or their kids
3) You start to pay alot of attention to babies related stuff, baby bonus..etc
4) You start to talk more to mummy-frens of yours
5) You start to ask Natural or C-section? Epidural?
6)You start to find out how much does the whole delivery package cost at respective hospitals
7) You start to pay more attention to the Zodiac year
8) you start to picture how's it like being preggie
9) then u start to wonder who de daddy will be (don't get me wrong i mean....wondering who gona be ur hubby lar..)

so de list goes on n on....



buahaha.....so funny thinking about it.........i will still be a HOT MAMA.! i want to celebrate MOTHER'S DAy..
but first of all, let me find a husband...

MOTHER'S DAY...got ppl Celeb for u?

MOTHER's DAY....Shld CELEB for DREA also ma

Drea is beri poor thing, nobody celebrate mother's day for her.....

My logic is correct mah..I'll be a MAMA sooner or later what..doest it matter u celebrate now..why must wait till i really become MAMA?

Nevermind..Drea look ard for ppl to celebrate for me...then Drea saw that cheeky boy...

hehe..Drea also consider his MUMMY mah.....so........

and GUESS WHAT?

NAbeiz..and they say dogs are loyal....this boy apparently is far from being loyal and filial.....

Nevermind......Drea stop cooking for the both of you.....then you can see who is de MAMA!

Scuba Diving trip at P.Dayang!~~~UPDATED!

******UPDATED ****

Yeah i'm back..totally exhuasted..hehe..dayang is indeed a beautiful place@!!!!!!!!!!
ok a picture paints a thousand words..

the journey's there pretty long though..abt 2-3hours road journey and 4-5hrs boat ride.....set off frm SG abt 9pm..reach there abt 5plus am...

tadah..we're lucky we've got beds in that boat..so can lie down and ZZzzzz all de way

Finally reach Dayang at about 5plus am in the morning, go back room to Zzzz and wake again at 8am for the 1st Dive..we're lucky we've got 1 of the "best" rooms there. as in we've got a private room plus private bathroom.
Most of the rooms are quad sharing & common bath.

Kinda like the room..beri Retro - kampong style..See!!

the bedsheet reminds me of some tablecloth in the 80s..hehe...only downside was, no water heater..so gotta bathe with cold water....Brrrrrrrrrrrr
cos Drea is fat, she's afraid of the cold...


oh and we really did have the best rooms there i think..our room is just in front of the sea...

Want to see how beautiful Dayang is???????

THere!!! got abit of redang standard right???????


Look at how clear de water is... like swimming pool like that lor..

Can see fishes very clearly inside..throw one piece of bread, all come......


Ok..let me introduce..de 2 important people of this trip...the instructors..!! hehe..
beri fun people too.......part of what makes the trip fun & enjoyable...

Ok...here we are at 1 of the Dive site...

nice nice water........the weather's there pretty ok, just that it rained a little on the second day morning during our 1st Dive...

everyone's busy with their equipment, preparing for the dive...

tadah..look at some Equipments..all ready to be worn...though Drea is Fat, she wears XS ok?k lar..cos she's short lar...

See...she is fully equipped and ready...
yayaya..i know look like DA LU MEI...not acting cute ok! Drea is juz trying to be neat..she plaits her hair for every dive...only this one try try plait 2 mah..who noes i look so ugly..time is packed there ok! no time to look at mirror n tie ur stoopid hair.

After one of the dives.........see..nicely plaited hair also...

So what did Drea see during the dives...

I can't rembr all...but then lotsa pretty corals & NEMOs in almost all the dives..they stay in the anemone..ehehe..and of cos, got trigger fish lar..., got big turtle, lotsa star fishes, sea cucumbers..big schools of Barracudas,cuttelfish, bat fish which looks like a Giant Pomfret and love to follow u around, stingray, bumphead parrot fish tt looks like GIANT LUOHAN lotsa other beautiful marine fishes.

this is how the batfish looks like..they're quite big ok!!! defintely bigger then any fish you've eaten.

photo from :http://www.edge-of-reef.com

Bumphead Parrot fish..which is even more huge..

photo from http://www.cybereef.com/Mabul/Images/bumpy_lg.jpg


Ok cos we went to this Dive site which is relatively further away, Drea decided to make full use of the camera......
hastily took this pic..Drea knew she's gona look fat due to the angle..k lar Drea is fat..but she doesn't wanna appear fat can?

so Drea insisted on switching places..

See the difference? WAHAHAAHHA

And then she decided to take anor one standing, hoping tt she'll look even smaller in size..NAH!!

*Pls ignore her retarded face, a failed attempt at acting cute...........*shakes head..**



We've got some hunks....

LOOK! JET SKI WOr................WAHaahahahah.....

The Dawn view.....early in the morning at 6 o'clock...wake up for the Dawn dive..last dive of the trip...see! the moon is still there lorh..

Ok...and then.....got one Bian Tai took this pic...i never crop the photo at all ok! this bian tai decided to take a photo of the airport runway....

ask him help me take one pic..he took this pic..damn bian tai rite?
for that, i shall show u guyz who this "bian tai is"

WAAHHAhaha..EXPOSED!!!!!!!!!


On de way back to Mersing Jetty, we decided to park ourselves on the top deck of the boat..hoping to catch a glimpse of dolphins migrating....so here we are.

Anyway, most of us fell aslp..so no Dolphins..ahahhahaah....

Finally..on our way back home...argh..so exhuasted..

Drea got back safely, with some cuts and wounds plus some mysteriously lost pieces of flesh which appeared to be bitten off...by what? Drea have no idea too..OUCH!!!!
see..

the one on the knee cap was cut by some corals...the rest of the missing flesh..i've no idea..especially the 2 holes on de ankles..damn PAIN CAN!!!!

And u know what? Cos Drea is fat & Clumsy, she fell down while crossing over to the boat..thank god never fall inside de sea..else duno where to throw my face........

oh btw, i think i put on weight..u know why? life at Dayang is

EAt..........
Dive.........
Sleep........

EAt.........
Dive.........
Sleep..

No kidding!!!!
Wake up go eat breakie...then go for first dive...each dive last less than an hour..after that go back eat lunch...

Then go for 2nd dive..after that go back Tea break..go for 3rd Dive.........

After that go back shower, wait for the rest to return from night diving and go for dinner..

After dinner go back log dive and sleep.

i've calculated, you'll eat 1 full meal about every 2 hours...u say will put on weight anot?

Embarking on a Wonderful Journey!!!

One more day to go and Drea will be Off to Pulau Dayang for her SCUBA DIVING!!!
Drea is looking so foward to it for a couple of reasons.

1) Scuba diving - something which always fanscinated her
2) Being up so close with de Marine Life...ooohhhh...
3) She needs a get away
4) Her first trip with Mr. Wood and it's not easy for Mr. Wood to get away frm wrk for a trip

anyway..TADAH!!!

So we had our very first Pool session on Sunday..
Drea got problem breathing thru her mouth underwater, she tends to cheat a little by breathing thru her nose.

Hey, this is unconditioned response ok? Duno wat i talking about? Ask Paslow!! it's Paslow's Conditonal Theory..

So Drea have trouble, she keep inhaling water and her lungs are extremely small so said the instructor. I've a problem with buoyancy control underwater...

Most people tend to float a little when they inhale deeply..no matter how Drea inhales, she remained stuck at the bottom of the pool...=(
This is no good..imagine Drea is out in the sea and there's a group of sea urchin who decides to station themselves on the seabed...

Anyway, this is DAYANG~!!!

Look how beautiful the place is? how serene and peaceful..argh i gona loved it..cos it's not like Tioman where it's too commercialised with tourists..

Anyway, did some research and as warned by fellow divers, it's the TRIGGER FISH mating season now. they're everywhere underwater.
TRIGGER FISHES are extremely aggressive, fierce and territorial fishes. Especially during nesting season like NOW, if u happen to intrude into their territory, they'll attack u like SIAO OK!!! and their bites are reallly painful i heard, picture this, TRIGGER FISH FEEDS ON CORAL REEFS...they munch off the corals. so picture their bites.

and ya, no doubt they are ugly..and guess what else Drea discovered?
It was said that TRIGGER FISH love YELLOW COLOUR!
oh holy fuck..u know wat? look at Drea's fins...

Buy 4D also not so HENG!

So this scenario came to Drea's mind...

let's pray this scenario will not be replayed while Drea is there...a good thing though, if the TRIGGER FISH is attracted to attacking Drea's fins, at least they will not attack Drea..WAHAAHha...bite my fins..but not my skin.


Will be leaving tml evening..but i ain't leaving in peace..

Sweetie.I'm sorry i can't be here for u at this moment..keep ur promise to me and look at the bright side of it ok?
When u broke the news to me, i duno if i shld be jumping with joy cos u gona be back..but on the downside of it i noe it ain't gona be a happy trip..
I'll be back on sunday night and will be off on Monday, let's resume our tai tai lifestyle on Monday..
WE shall go for high tea...and shop like nobody's business followed by a great dinner thereafter ok?

A Friday Evening Out...

i dun blog every outing...but this one..cos........new dining experience..hehez..

so it's Drea's first time to this Japanese Restaurant at Marina Square, apparently known for its desserts....ok, trying to have dinner in a group of 10-12ppl ain't easy ok!!!

anyway, here's my choice of bento...

after we finished our meals, we'd a suddent urge to DABAO the box back..ahah..so nice!!

ok their meals..hmm..nothing fantastic other then the nice utensils the food were served in...taste wise....normal bah..

So..here comes our Desserts!!! the main attraction of the restaurant..

that's Jap rice cake with red bean paste...erm..it's NOT NICE! too chewy already..out muah chee taste so much better..
the plate was left 1/2 untouched.

Red bean soup.....i think with rice cakes inside...oh..i 4got to ask how does this taste...

ok this was mine!! Green tea icecream with dumplings in red bean Paste..YUMMY!!!!

alrite..after dinner, we went to this place for a drink at Esplanade.
i can't rembr de name of the place..but it's beside Harry's Bar.

there ain't tables at Harry's so we just popped next door, elated to find it relatively empty.
Now i know why it's quite empty..

this is wat Drea had,,and oh the words, it was written on the table ok..some of them had so much fun vandalizing de table..wahah.

the place was nice actually..ambience n all..BUT SERVICE SUCKS.!!@

First of all, all de waiters n waitress are teenagers..so young.

and on the menu it wrote, Free BAsket of Snacks with every 2 jugs of beer..
and u noe WAT? we're there much earlier but no snacks..till Drea wana snacks and remembered..so we asked the waiter

"I thought supposed to have Free Basket of Snacks?"

Waiter "Oh, i'm sorry but there's nothing we can do now since the kitchen is closed"

Fucking HEll...u tell mi wat kind of service is this? dun give empty promises..Fucking piece of shitty service...and to make it worse, the bill came overcharged...extra $36 OK!!!

Shitty service, shitty place....so don't go there..unless u want to experience it urself..and yea if u do go, pls double check ur bills..!!!!

Drea's a Hypocrite???

After Drea's encounter w Unlce Chiam yest morning..........she walked into a mob of whites this morning....and guess what?


She shook hands w Sitoh..........

THey've "ambushed" themselves very well, hard for Drea to siamz...
To walk to the MRT station, there's this walkway which most Potong Pasirian will walk...the only pathway..........like this

Yesterday, Uncle Chiam was right at the end of that pavement..like this

This morng...the mob of whites were right at the beginning of the walkway!!! like this..

Drea was groggy this morning, while walking twrds de walkway groggily and fiddling abt her cheapo MP3 player, she failed to spot the mob of whites..

and it doesn't help when someone else is walking in front of her, blocking her view..
so when Drea happily stepped onto the usual Pavement..the scenario became..

usually Drea looks further away..so i saw a few ppl in whites standing ahead..and then out of the corner of my eye...A HAND!

ok..that's Sitoh's hand........

"Please support me..."

"Sure sure..." came the reply, shrugged with a smile...

K lar..Drea is hypocrite lar....WTF! u can't expect me to go like

right in front of his face and his fellow white members plus couple of other reporters right?

Drea is selfish..if..*touch wood* he wins...he become MP..then if Drea sway sway need help from MP..and then..He rembrs this RUDE, fat-faced ger who made him lose face in front of the media n so many ppl HOW?

So...let Drea be de hypocrite...let me wear a nice mask...like this

Drea's fat face fits perfectly into the mask too.....